- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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