A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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