knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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