- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

richard is fag

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

No because your face is really f***** up.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

I don't believe in giraffes.

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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