What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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