- Anti Joke

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

69...you know how awkward this is now...

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How high is the sky? True or False

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?