- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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noah is a scrub jungle

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

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