- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

whats white and sticky? a white stick

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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