How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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