A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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