- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Take part of what?

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

whats a joke

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Take wrong turns

im gay

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

why did the man die? he had cancer

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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