What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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