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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

How High is a Chinese man

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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