what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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Your mom

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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