what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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Women's rights

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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