Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

911 jokes are just plane wrong

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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