- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

13 =B you just learned something

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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