Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Shea's sty....

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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