A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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