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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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