Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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