Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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My name is Jeff

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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