Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Stop. Seriously stop.

A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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