Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

who's a slut... you're mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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