- Anti Joke

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

the NAACP

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

the NAACP

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.