A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

What is a jew in space? Dead

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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