- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Your mom.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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