What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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The WNBA

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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