Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Women's rights.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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