I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What? Why?

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Wolfjob.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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