Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

so the weather's nice...

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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