- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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