- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Gus's mom

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

whats 2+2 equal? 4

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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