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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

guest what i love pancakes

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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