Dumbledore dies.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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