- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

flavin's head

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Actually it was me Josh brown

roses are red violets are indigo

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