What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

you will like this because i am black.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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