- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Black People

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Women deserve equal rights.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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