i cant STAND cripple jokes

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

a chinese man pays the full price

*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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