- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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