- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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