- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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