- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Connor is homosexuaI

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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