This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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a. why? b. because

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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13 =B you just learned something

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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