- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

a black man did not eat chicken.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

How do you spell eight? 8

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Oh my God! A talking dog!

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

bryden is a faggot

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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