what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Rebecca Black's career.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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