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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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