No soup for you!

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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