Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Read a Book.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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