What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What is a jew in space? Dead

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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