what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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whats white jizz

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Racial Equality

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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