- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Hi, my name is Jake.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Knock knock Shut up

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

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