your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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