- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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