What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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