Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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