- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

knock knock Dave's not here.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

Boys have swag, real men have class

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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