- Anti Joke

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

David Cameron

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.