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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

knock knock Dave's not here.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

Boys have swag, real men have class

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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