- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Your Mum is soo fat.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

hashtags suck balls

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

I like Pi. It can make circles.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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