- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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