George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

What's red and funny? The holocaust

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

your mom gave me head.....phones

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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