Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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Terry has ebola

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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Oh, right

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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