- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

Why was the man sad His got raped

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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