were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

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"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

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The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returns and says, "My friend does not have a pulse, so I stand by my prior assumption that he is dead."

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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You idiot.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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