- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Do u take sugar?

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

A man walks into a bar

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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