What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What do you call double A's? Batteries

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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