- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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