- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

How did the dog die? He was put down.

I like school Said no one ever.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Dumbledore dies.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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