Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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One day a man walked into a wall

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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