Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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Your existance.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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