- Anti Joke

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

the NAACP

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.