Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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