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Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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