Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

Who wants $300? Me too.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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