Raveena Thandhan

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

Your existance.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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