- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

It got hit by a rocket.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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