- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Your mom.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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