- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

The cream, it is coming

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

hi michael

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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