Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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Find the b dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

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