What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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