- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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