Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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