- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Terry has ebola

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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