- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

richard is fag

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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