- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

The cream, it is coming

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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