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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

why was the boy sad? because.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Gus's mom

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Barack Obama plays basketball

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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