- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Guess what What

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Who wants $300? Me too.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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