- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Click here to end the world.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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