What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

whats worse than gill? nothing

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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