- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

flavin's head

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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