- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

if got a joke if fogot it

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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