- Anti Joke

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

the NAACP

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

noah is a scrub jungle

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

White men's rights

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

the NAACP

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

noah is a scrub jungle

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

White men's rights

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania