Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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Raveena Thandhan

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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