What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Communism hehe xd

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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How old are you? 7

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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