- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

UN

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??