- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Where's my tractor?

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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